Cat LifeCare Program

Cat LifeCare Program
Seen it all? Not yet. For the right price, the California Cat Center, Inc. offers lifetime housing and health care for cats whose owners can no longer care for them.

Basically, what this means is that if you become ill, disabled, or die, your cat can live out her life in a "luxury cat-only living" facility with lifetime veterinary care. According to their web site, this includes weekly veterinarian visits.

It also includes a "stimulating feline environment with playful catwalks, music, bird-watching and lots of love. Peace of mind for the cat lover who can no longer care for their precious pet."

For the "ultimate in luxury," expect to pay around $5,000 per year for the life expectancy of your cat, which they consider to be 15 years.

Sounds great! Good thing my cats can't read or they'd sign me up for this one and then bump me off.